Riverwalk announces the release of the biggest blockbuster of 2015 – “RIVERWALK 2015 – the Movie“
Bursting with legendary adventure, wild women, and stinky socks!
Critics are going crazy…
“Great Stuff. A must see.” – Martin Huber
“Love it!” Aleš Oven
“…I watched it with tears in eyes!” Nina Losej
“ooohhhh my god its sooooo cooolll!!!!!!” – Dana Schwarzmann
Don’t be the last one on your block to see what’s likely to be the biggest hit of 2015* (we’ve heard that the new Star Wars is overrated)…plus, you won’t have to wait in line to get tickets!
If you like it as much as we do (and it could be that we’re just a bunch of wacko hikers, then please share it with all your friends, family members, people you meet on the bus or train, and anyone else who is really cool…they’ll thank you for it!
*Many of these statements can not be confirmed or denied based on any statistical data, nor does the EC or any other well-known or respectable institution support these statements…it was just made up by the guy who wrote this blog post, but it sounds good, doesn’t it? (oh, except the quotes are authentic!)